| Monday, December 03, 2007
Disclaimer: If you are a radical Potterhead, my advice is that you should skip this blog post. Like seriously. If you choose to read it, well, don't kill me later.
I personally think 8 Days has been one of Singapore's best publications because of their sharp tongues and cheeky comments. If you do read 8 Days too, you would love their "Last Page" the most, I'm sure. Well this is taken from 8 Days I think, one or two weeks ago from their "Last Page". I feel it's so hilarious it should be shared. Nahaha.
--------------- More Revelations in the World of Harry Potter So J K Rowling recently revealed that Professor Dumbledore was gay. What other secrets might the characters of Harry Potter be keeping?
[I] Mad Eye Moody's eye is that way because he accidentally saw Professor McGonagall in a thong.
[II] We're not even going into what Hagrid and Buckbeak get up to, there in their little cottage by the woods.
[III] "Just riding each other's Broomsticks." Riiiiiight. Yup. Mm-hmm.
[IV] The Sorting Hat has been accepting 'donations' to sort students into certain houses.
[V] Draco Malfoy makes his house elf go outside to clean windows without any safety equipment.
[VI] Neville Longbottom arrested at Changi Airport for possession of illegal narcotics. Prosecutors don't buy his excuse that they're "just research material for his lessons in Herbology at Hogwarts".
[VII] Ron earns extra cash by selling Hermione's used panties on eBay to Japanese fans.
[VIII] Ollivander's Wand Shop forced to recall all "Made in China" wands because their paint contains 'date rape' chemical.
[IX] Neville Longbottom's bottom is actually short.
[X] Harry Potter. Invisibility Cloak. Girls' changing room at Hogwarts. You mean you wouldn't? Sure you wouldn't.
My favourites are the ones bolded XDDDD Especially the last one LOL.
Anyway I changed a little for some as there are spoilers for the last book. Minor spoilers only but I filtered them out but it's only a bit haha
ARGH. WEDNESDAY 11AM COME QUICK LAH.
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