哈哈，也是时候该考考我的华文程度了。（公司的华文评写还真难用！）
是的，此人正在工作。今天还蛮忙的呢。厉害吧~ 可别学我哦！哈哈。
其实，昨天我见到了一个令我印象深刻的情景。
差不多是傍晚六时，我正在等着爸爸的车子，因为我们正要吃晚餐。等着等着，就干脆先坐在凳子上。后来在我背后传出两个人的吵架声，转过头看，哦，是一男一女。大概是父女吧。那女子就气冲冲的走得好快。那男的呢，就一直在后面拿着拐杖， 一拐一拐的追着。
因为好奇的原因，使我开始注意着他们。
那女子不久就回头看着那男子，便凶巴巴地喊着，“喂！你别再追着我好吗？！”
当时，我看着她爸爸苦追着她，她却这么不领情，不禁觉得她好过分哦。我甚至自己脑子里已想好了一个很有可能的结论 - 那女儿可能嫌弃她的爸爸，不要他了。
这时那“爸爸”就开口说话了。
“喂！老婆。对不起嘛~”
这带点撒娇的语气令我觉得好惊讶。不，不是因为那男子正在撒娇，
而是万万没想到，他们两个竟然是一对夫妻。我感叹着，哇，那年龄差距未免太夸张了吧。
女子听了停下她的急促的脚步，转过身等着他追上来。正当那男子追上来后，那女子一话不说，伸了手翻了翻她的背包，拿了一张纸巾，看是若无其事地塞进那男子的裤袋里。仔细地一看为什么她这样做，啊，原来如此，我还没注意到，那男子已经汗流浃背了。那女子最后小声地骂了骂几句，然后由自己走了。那男子呢，嘴巴正笑得合不拢嘴，然后才慢慢地跟上去。
这时候，我不禁偷偷地微笑了起来。这事情，即好笑，又带点温馨。
这时候，才发现，断章取义，真是不得要领。
这时候，才发现，真实的生活写照，比起精心设计的感人故事可以加倍动人。
这时候，才发现，到底自己最近有没有做了一些能打从自己与别人的心底高兴的事？
这时候，感触良多。
结果，还是只有通过中文，才能自我反省。
不知道曾几何时，我好像开始离中文好远好远，打这篇blog entry时倍感吃力。
说着，顿时感到好内疚。
Shuf
Created at 4:12 PM
Oh man, I have so many funny things to share xD
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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Tina and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Tina said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Tina has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Tina can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than t he report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
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I love how this ends.
Anyway. Posting these stuffs is much better than me not having any ideas what to blog and end up blogging and complaining AND bitching about random useless stuffs. at least these funny things i find are... funny xD not lame.
Shuf
Created at 10:32 PM
| Thursday, April 26, 2007
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5 days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy friend's hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes.All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".
Man, My fav is the tarzan one.
Shuf
Created at 2:00 PM
| Thursday, April 19, 2007
Mental state + main concerns at
Age 1 = I need food! Water! Someone feeeeed meeee! *cry*
Age 5 = I want those toys I saw in Toys r'us. =( Mummy and Daddy are bad not to buy them for me *cry*
Age 10 = I hate school.
Age 15 = My mum and dad don't understand me at all. AND THESE BOOKS! WORKSHEETS! NEVERENDING! AHHHHH
Age 16 = My mum and dad still do not understand me. But I should start making efforts not to make them so angry that often. Oh yes, I need to buy some nice tops and pants and skirts...
Age 17 = Dad's working really hard. Have to go in and out of Malaysia everyday. Must start saving money. Oh yes, need to save electricity and other resources if I don't wanna see armageddon in my lifetime.
Age 18 = STUDY HARRRRDDDD. for my own future! oh yes, i still hate school. Save money also...
Age 19 (this year) = WORK. FOR THE BLING BLING. BECAUSE UNIVERSITY FEES ARE REALLY EXPENSIVE.
... and more to come.
Actually that's really brief, but it's something like that. It's pretty amusing how much our mental state and concerns have changed so much throughout the years : p
Shuf
Created at 2:41 PM
| Wednesday, April 11, 2007
I'm hopeless over j-pop.
Everytime a new artiste release a new album, and it's good imo,i would keep listening to his/her old and new songs over and over again.
Newest craze being Ayumi's Secret album. I was never ever crazy over her songs, but i'm always amazed by her oh-so-amazing powerful vocals T.T She's really talented too, penning ALL the lyrics of her songs.
But oh boy, this album totally rocked. Though I'm a lil slow over it (it was released last Nov) but I felt it was her best album ever.
And I went to search for all her other songs... Now my mp3 is flooded with her 'best' songs. I love her ballads. Particularly because her voice is soooo good, she makes all the ballads so soothing to ears.
In the end. It's her voice i'm falling in love with. Gosh.
Current favs: JEWEL, HEAVEN(these two are freakily AWESOME), M, Evolution, Startin'. Yo Zt, I think you would love these songs also, according to your tastes lol
Shuf
Created at 4:12 PM
It must be the slackish work that has gotten into me.
Nowadays, besides working, I'm too lazy to do anything else except eat, sleep and go online. It's actually unbelievable that when I last weighed myself, my weight was maintained without any gain.
It's hard to imagine how I survived school last year, the most tedious, mind-killing and stressful school year of our lives. I was like... much more diligent than now. I doubt I can even finish a math tutorial without going for a nap first >.>
And this makes me wonder how long I'm going to take to adjust to the academic university life...
Shuf
Created at 6:20 PM
If I decide to go to University of Sydney to further my studies AND have a chance of pursuing a Business degree as what I always wanted, since I couldn't qualify for one place in Singapore, will anyone miss me?
Haha. My auntie asked me to go Sydney with my cousin and offered me to further my studies there. No kidding.
Most probably, I wouldn't be going. It's way too expensive, but as my brother said, if I'm willing, he's not surprised she will sponsor my fees because they are SO rich.
Money aside, still, I haven't prepared myself to go anywhere off Singapore alone with only my cousin.
Shuf
Created at 3:41 PM
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